Issue date: 4/10/09 Section: OPINION

"Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Starring Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Billy Ray Cyrus

Directed by Peter Chelsom

What on Earth did we do to deserve this? Miley Cyrus says adios to the character who made her famous in this film, an extension of her monstrous Disney Channel series. The worst part? This film's projected popularity has already spawned a horrendous new single: the "you can do it" anthem "The Climb".

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"Dragonball: Evolution"

Starring Justin Chatwin, Emmy Rossum, Chow Yun-Fat, Ernie Hudson

Directed by James Wong

This no-budget adaptation of the immensely popular '90s anime series will duke it out with the recent "Street Fighter" movie for the saddest video game movie of the spring. It's a battle no one wants to win. And poor Chow Yun-Fat. He used to star in movies directed by the likes of John Woo and Ang Lee. Hardly an "Evolution."

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"Observe and Report"

Starring Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Ray Liotta

Directed by Jody Hill

More than just a dirty version of "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," this incredibly vulgar comedy might just be the funniest movie of the year. Rogen stars as a mall security officer determined to apprehend a flasher at his shopping center. Don't bring the kids, or the parents.

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